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Subject: THE OFFICIAL SUPER IMPOLITE & TOTALLY SELF RIGHTEOUS RANT THREAD

Hello im what you call a "thinker" I enjoy thinking deeply and I do it often. I also love to play halo with friends.

If you would like to play halo with me or just talk about the machinimas i am working on go ahead.

Maybe reconsider the DMR a bit.. maybe less bloom or maybe even leave the bloom and make it a 4 shot.. im not a huge fan of blom and i dont understand the point of it.

  • 05.06.2010 11:45 AM PDT
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Subject: THE OFFICIAL SUPER IMPOLITE AND TOTALLY SELF RIGHTEOUS RANT THREAD

Posted by: Hylebos
Where the hell is the Reach Spiker?

Did you not find it important enough to test for the beta? Or was it so perfect a weapon that you felt that it didn't need testing? Is it a Campaign / Customs only weapon? Does it have a "Plasma Repeater" version of it which is stronger? Will it appear on many maps? Will it ever appear in loadouts? What are the changes made to the weapon?

B.U.N.G.L.E much?

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Why do I have this horrible desire to say "I'M LEAVING HALO 4EVARS! FOR BARBIE HORSE ADVENTURES!" now? I think this might be a bug with this thread. Especially since I don't own a copy of Barbie Horse Adventures.

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Subject: THE OFFICIAL SUPER IMPOLITE AND TOTALLY SELF RIGHTEOUS RANT THREAD

"This is for the Chief....wherever the hell he is"
--Sgt. Avery Johnson, Firefight

"This is for HARVEST...that's right I got a long memory"
--Sgt. Avery Johnson, Firefight

This is the Nexus of the Universe. Rules don't apply I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND LOVIN' IT. L O V I N G I T ! ! ! !

I'm done here...I gotta do some actual work work at my gov. job...more feedback later.

  • 05.06.2010 11:46 AM PDT
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yer i agree this beta sucks sooo many flaws cant have fun without thinking of the 2000 flaws in the game feels like call of halo

  • 05.06.2010 11:47 AM PDT
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IMMA ACTUALLY A KOOL GUY TO KNOW I HAVE A KOOL-AID HEART BUT DONT GET IT TWISTED LIKE A BLUNT I DO CATCH WREKK... A WHOLE LOT OF WREKK

Mmm thanks Urk. This thread oughtta be good.

  • 05.06.2010 11:47 AM PDT
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Keep BUNGLE away from matchmaking, away from these forums, and overall away from this game.

Looks like Foman finally got tired of locking numerous threads filled with rage.

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want to see some great videos then go to my youtube channel youtube.com/salsav91

well I'm not impolite but I did not know where to post this.

I'm not sure if bungie did not notice or if it was on purpose but while playing covy slayer I notice that the elites running animation is pretty ugly looking.

they seem unnatural like they have a metal pole for a spin, maybe they were like that in CE but its just weird looking.

I mean is that just me.

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May Contain Nuts

I like Reach. Am I in the wrong thread though.

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Subject: THE OFFICIAL SUPER IMPOLITE & TOTALLY SELF RIGHTEOUS RANT THREAD

OMFG, WHY WOULD BUNGIE PUT UP THIS THREAD TO MESS WITH PEOPLE LIKE ME. GOD THEY SHOUDL JUST BOW DOWN TO MY 10 ACCNTS WITHZ THE 50S! GOD DOWN'T THEY KNOW IM SO SUPER AWESOME WHY DONT' THEY JSUT LISTEN TO ME? WHAT A BUNCH OF RETARDED MONKEYS POUNDING AWY THE TKWA KEYBOARD UNTIL THEY GTE LUCKy!!!11!!!

OH SHOOT I ACCIDENTALLY HIT ENTER.. MENT TO MAKE THIS A WALL OF THE TEXTS B/C I AM SUPER 1337. OS ANYWAYS I THINK THIS GAME SUCKS AND IT WIL LRUIN THE HALO FRANCHIZE and BECAUSE THE RE-LODEING IS HORRIBLE AND THE BLOOM MAKES ME THINK OF BLOOPERS FROM SUPER MARIO BROTHERS AND GREANDES ARE WAY TO POWERFUL AND SPRINT IS TOO STRONG JETPACKS ARE SUPER -blam!- AND GRENADES ARE TOO BIG AND THE PISTOL SUCKS AND THERE IS NO BR AND THERE IS NO SKILL GAP AND THERE IS CAKE AND GRENADES ARE TOO STRONG AND I'M TOO FAT AND A LIL SLOW. I HATE YOU ALL I HOPE YOU ALL ROT IN A COFFIN I WILL NOT BE PURCHASING THIS GAME I'M A DIE HARD HALO FAN SINCE THE BEGINNING AND I LOVED THE BRS IN EVERY HALO GAME BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH. AIIGHT THIS -blam!-Z MADD QQAY I'M OUT - L4TERZZZZZZZZZ!

THIS.
IS.
NOT.
HALO.

THIS IS SPARTA.

/end sarcasm.

Love the jokes you guys pass out - spread the love! ^_^

  • 05.06.2010 11:48 AM PDT
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I am a god among men. Bow before my greatness. I know all and all of my opinions are superior to yours. Actually my opinions aren't opinions at all, they are actually all facts. Listen to me and everything I have to say. I am a hardcore pro and always know what is best for everyone.

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LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!

Ahh, no my only complaint is that SWAT ISNT IN ARENA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

WHYYYYY BUNGIE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!


lol jk.. no but seriously.



jk






but seriously..

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Subject: THE OFFICIAL SUPER IMPOLITE & TOTALLY SELF RIGHTEOUS RANT THREAD

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This is possibly the best thread ever.

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Join the flaming grunt's group!.
Linky

Omg were is my RECON AHHH fix this BUNGIE!!! LoL.

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Reach is great! Armor abilities are well done and completely balanced regardless of what people are whining about. The only things that need tweaking are the grenades, the faint reticule, and the voting system that automatically places peoples votes in the first option if they don't vote.

  • 05.06.2010 11:49 AM PDT
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Posted by: UrethaPoptarts
In the testosterone filled thrawls of the internet, there is no middle ground and no cooperation. You have to either love something or hate it.

It is so difficult being so much more Intelligent, Skill full and Attractive than everyone else in the world and Bungie not understanding that I am the centre of the known universe and my opinion is the only thing that counts.

As such I think it's fair that I boycott everything Bungie does if it doesn't perfectly conform to my views.

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My File Share Pics

For the record, I had my GT BEFORE Bungie released the bloody map. So if anything, Bungie owes me money.

I love you, Urk. That post made me laugh and put these freaking pretensions morons in their place.

If I send a couple of baskets of mini muffins to Bungie Studios, will you nom them or throw them out? I'm serious- mini muffins mean that you have done well.

  • 05.06.2010 11:50 AM PDT
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The ironic thing is...no one has ranted here. lol Actually it seems like all the sane ppl have migrated here and all the idiots are still out there making their own threads. Hmmmm it's like some really tricky reverse psychology.

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Posted by: SS_Zag1
Posted by: x Foman123 x
Didn't you know that I have created montages?

Hey, aren't you the guy who got a triple betrayal on his teammates with a Power Drainer?
That was a trip mine, and they shouldn't have gotten in my way. I am the best at Halo and they already knew that because I told them so every 10 seconds. And they still got in my way.

Therefore, -blam!-!

  • 05.06.2010 11:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: urk
That's it. There, there. Get it out. Get it all out.

(Standard forum rules apply.)

KNOWN ISSUES
-You had a 50 in Halo 3
-You strongly believe Caps Lock is an underutilized communication tool
-You believe that manners are optional
-There is nothing in this world that can temper the burning rage you feel inside
-Opinions are facts unless they do not align with your own

BUNJAY! how dar u! how dar u remoov da br an replaced it wit da dmr DA DMR SUKS! it not good enuf to da br it only be good enuf if u can tree shoot wit it and it haz burst and NO BLOOM! BLOOM SUKS! an i want to fir it like BLAM!BLAM!BLAM! no stoppin betwen shots oh an it get for kills per da clip! An u shuld beweive me cause i has a fidy in mlg witch is liek super hard BRING BACK DA BR NOW BUNJAY!

...

I think I just lost part of my frontal lobe typing that.

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Disclaimer: MR DROZ's posts are rarely serious, usually for fun, and never intended to offend any 1 person or group of persons. Have fun, life's short, rock on.



Posted by: x Foman123 x
FEED THE TROLLS PLZZZZ

MY WIFE AND I MET IN HALO AND ALL I GOT WAS A STUPID AVERAGE JOE INTERVIEW!?!?!?!? I WANT MY DAMN RECON!!!!

<3

  • 05.06.2010 11:53 AM PDT
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roflcopter.

guise, bungie is BLAM! and this game is the suxorz. GRENADES ARE STUPID there isnt a BR melee is for BKs armor lock is OP!!1!1!!

I have 10 50 accounts in Halo 3 and am probably the most legit player ever and you guys at SUCKGIE are dumb BLAM! for making this game!!!1!!11

RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!1!1!!

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Posted by: MR DROZ
MY WIFE AND I MET IN HALO AND ALL I GOT WAS A STUPID AVERAGE JOE INTERVIEW!?!?!?!? I WANT MY DAMN RECON!!!!

<3


omg lul

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