Here is the complete list of responses by the Disembodied Soul that Gholsbane and poena.dare collected back in the day when the Swift Hands of God fanclub was active. The first list is words that trigger a specific response and the response you get. At the bottom of this page is a list of random things the Soul will say if you ask it something that it doesn't understand, i.e. something that doesn't match any of the triggers.
- Trigger
- Response
- disembodied soul
- To describe my feelings on this matter, just think of hell, and then think of someplace past hell, and past that is where I am.
- disembodied
- Don't talk to me.
- seven
- Seven is darker.
- 7
- Seven is darker.
- ivory tower
- Marty's play place.
- soffish
- This Soffish do not eat. THE ONLY WATER STUFF ITEM!!
- jason jones
- He's my idol. Right up there with Conan.
- adjacentreflex
- This entity has been terminated, its matrix comandeered.
- adjacent reflex
- This entity has been terminated, its matrix comandeered.
- superintedent
- KEEP IT CLEAN (or else)
- world domination
- Bungie's 7 Steps to World Domination:
1. Start independent gaming software company.
2. Dominate Mac platform: Launch assault on Windows platform.
3. Announce killer gaming title.
4. Acquire strangely addictive Chinese food company.
5. Recover Ling Ling\'s head.
6. Stage bloody coup of new parent company.
7. Take over world, shoot enemies into the sun with giant slingshot.
- 7 steps to world domination
- 1. Start independent gaming software company.
2. Dominate Mac platform: Launch assault on Windows platform.
3. Announce killer gaming title.
4. Acquire strangely addictive Chinese food company.
5. Recover Ling Ling\'s head.
6. Stage bloody coup of new parent company.
7. Take over world, shoot enemies into the sun with giant slingshot.
- 7 steps
- 1. Start independent gaming software company.
2. Dominate Mac platform: Launch assault on Windows platform.
3. Announce killer gaming title.
4. Acquire strangely addictive Chinese food company.
5. Recover Ling Ling\'s head.
6. Stage bloody coup of new parent company.
7. Take over world, shoot enemies into the sun with giant slingshot.
- marty army
- Please chop your mullet at the door.
- b.u.n.g.l.e.
- Bungie Ultimate Ninja Gaming League Extreme™ is poised to become the first and only professional gaming league that forces players to wield the true skill-based weapons that Halo 3 has to offer. More info here.
- bungle
- Bungie Ultimate Ninja Gaming League Extreme™ is poised to become the first and only professional gaming league that forces players to wield the true skill-based weapons that Halo 3 has to offer. More info here.
- bungie pro
- Bungie Pro was a service you could purchase from the menus of Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST, and Halo: Reach for 800 Microsoft Points. It upgraded your 'File Share' slots from 6 to 24. You could also gain the ability to Render Videos on Bungie.net.
- halo: combat evolved
- Halo is a science fiction video game franchise created by Bungie and owned and published by Microsoft Game Studios. The series centers on the interstellar war between humanity and a theocratic alliance of aliens known as the Covenant. The Covenant worships an ancient civilization known as the Forerunners, who perished in combat with the parasitical Flood. The main trilogy of games center on the experiences of the Master Chief, John-117, a cybernetically-enhanced human super-soldier, and his artificial intelligence (AI) companion, Cortana. In this setting, the term "Halo" refers to Halo megastructures: large, habitable ringed structures.
- halo combat evolved
- A diamond in the rough.
- halo c.e.
- The gem that started a franchise.
- halo ce
- What a gem.
- flames
Dammit, I can't give you Blue Flames!'
- halo 3
- A great end to a grand story.
- halo 2
- Dual-wielding weapons? Boarding vehicles? No health? AWESOME!
- ride alongs
- I never got invited :*(
- mail sack
- My sack is huge!
- pax
- A good place to put usernames to faces...nerds.
- bungie.next
- The next BIG site update to Bungie.net. Hopefully I'll be able to find a way to escape while security's down...
- new hawtness
- A term coined by Frankie O\'Connor to describe the new version of Bungie.net back in 2004.
- deej
- He sure loves his mail sacks.
- destiny
- I'm your destiny, bitch!
- ringworld
- A book that was released in 1970. It follows the adventures of Louis Wu and his friends as they set out to explore unknown space. They soon find an artificial ring known as a ringworld. It is believed that this book was a major influence on Bungie\'s Halo series.
- claude errera
- Louis Wu (the Godfather of Halo) created the fan site, halo.bungie.org
- halo.bungie.org
- They are NOT Bungie, Inc.!
- hbo
- Halo.Bungie.Org
- claude
- Errera is a class act.
- Crimson
- Crimson: Steam Pirates was the first game published under Bungie Aerospace and created by Harebrained Schemes. It is a swashbuckling adventure that takes place on, above, and below the Caribbean Sea.
- swag
- They woulnd't le me buy a swag bag :('
- bungie AND foundation
- Totally my idea.
- what AND crimson
- Crimson: Steam Pirates was the first game published under Bungie Aerospace and created by Harebrained Schemes. It is a swashbuckling adventure that takes place on, above, and below the Caribbean Sea.
- shishka
- I make him cry.
- bungie AND org
- I am NOT Bungie, Inc! Bungie Inc. are bungie.net!
- louis wu
- Claude is an inspiration.
Also the name of the main chararcter from the book, Ringworld.
- staten
- He give me a big grunty thirst.
- like AND alcohol
- I'm a fan of some good ole bourbon and coke, personally.
- like AND beer
- I'm a fan of some good ole bourbon and coke, personally.
- like AND booze
- I'm a fan of some good ole bourbon and coke, personally.
- you AND hangover
- I almost outdrank the Webmaster once..damn him.
- why AND blacklisted
- I'm just the messenger. Read your messages.
- why AND banned
- I'm just the messenger. Read your messages.
- you AND scared
- No, but you should be.
- scared
- You should be.
- scary AND you
- muhahahahaha!!!!
- frankie
- He's pretty cool guy that doesn't afraid of anything.
- has AND recon
- *sigh*
No, you can't.
- gnop
- Gnop! was the first computer game created and published by Bungie Studios. Alex Seropian authored the game in 1990, almost a year before Bungie\'s official incorporation. A simple PONG clone with added sound and graphics written and released nearly 20 years after the original, Gnop is simply Pong spelled backwards. Nevertheless, the game proved popular enough, and some fans purchased the source code, which Bungie offered for $15 USD.Owt Gnop ("Pong Two" spelled backwards) will be made when the jar that holds Ling-Ling's Head is broken.
- operation AND desert AND storm
- Operation: Desert Storm was a top-down tank shooter for the Macintosh. It marked the second game published with the Bungie name after Gnop!. The game was programmed by Alex Seropian in 1991, who published and duplicated the game himself. It only sold about 2,500 copies and was based on Operation Desert Storm, a conflict in the Middle East that was going on at the time.The game featured twenty levels, culminating in the city of Baghdad with the final enemy being a giant Saddam Hussein head.
- are AND you AND dead
- What do you think, bub?
- why AND ban AND me
- You realize I'm just a Pearl script, right?
- move AND along
- Move along, move along.
- droids AND looking AND for
- These aren't the droids I'm looking for.
- donnell AND marty
- I still can't believe he's closer to infinity than I am.
- sage
- Dear God, I hope he doesn't nerf my assets!
- give AND steak
- lolno
- have AND steak
- lolno
- steak
- Luke was supposed to take me out ot dinner, but he never called me back :*(
- is AND cool
- Not as cool as my dog.
- the AND flood
- A cesspool that I love. I PM many individuals who frequent that forum.
- bungie AND aerospace
- Bungie Aerospace was created to help independent developers create brilliant mobile and social games.
- septagon
- The community seemed happier back in those days...
- luke AND smith
- He hates the Internet.
- urk
- His words are magical.
- hi
- Leave me alone. You're interfering with my slow crawl towards infinity.
- hfcs
- What happens in HFCS stays in HFCS.
- member title
- lol don't care
- forum AND ninja
- U MAD BRO?!
- moderator
- I always seem to deliver bad news...and that makes me ANGRY!
- mods
- oh you kids and your fancy computer language
- member title
- lol don't care
- 343
- Not Bungie; don't care.
- 343 Industries
- Not Bungie; don't care.
- 343i
- Not Bungie; don't care.
- odst
- They go feet first into hell. Hell can't get much worse than being trapped inside Bungie's servers.
- halo 3 AND odst
- They go feet first into hell. Hell can't get much worse than being trapped inside Bungie's servers.
- halo AND reach
- Go away.
- blame AND stosh
- You should always blame stosh. ALWAYS!
- blame
- You should always blame stosh. ALWAYS!
- qbix
- A hawt Norwegian.
- Gholsbane
- The Creator. Worship him.
- poena.dare
- The Creator. Worship him.
- who AND your AND daddy
- [lost]
- halo
- Halo is a science fiction video game franchise created by Bungie and owned and published by Microsoft Game Studios. The series centers on the interstellar war between humanity and a theocratic alliance of aliens known as the Covenant. The Covenant worships an ancient civilization known as the Forerunners, who perished in combat with the parasitical Flood. The main trilogy of games center on the experiences of the Master Chief, John-117, a cybernetically-enhanced human super-soldier, and his artificial intelligence (AI) companion, Cortana. In this setting, the term "Halo" refers to Halo megastructures: large, habitable ringed structures.
- duardo
- Have you PM'd Duardo lately?
- foman
- You should ask him about his mom. I heard she gets around.
- :)
- ;-)
- :-)
- ;-)
- ;)
- Back off. You're stepping on my wires.
- ;-)
- Back off. You're stepping on my wires.
- 6000 feet under
- [hint on beating this level]
- achronos
- Achronos is also called Tommy Two-G's by those familiar with his mafia past.
- adios
- Ciao.
- admin
- An admin is someone tasked with watching over bungie.net. They're there to help new players and banish those that misbehave, forcing them into a life of eternal servitude... ah, the misery!
- alex seropian
- A name of power.
- alive AND are AND you
- Alas, no. I'm just a jumble of bits and bytes.
- answer AND my question
- Perhaps if you surpress your hideous manners I'll feel like being more helpful.
- are AND how AND you
- I'm fine and dandy. And you?
- ass AND eat AND my
- Did you wipe?
- asshole
- Souls don't have assholes.
- asta la vista
- Welcome to Machu Picchu.
- ate AND cat AND you
- Hack! Hack! Excuse me, hairball.
- bad AND how AND you
- I'm a mean dude. Really!
- beef AND where
- Right here baby, right here...
- berserk
- Berserks are definitely some of the most useful units. Not only are they fast, but they deal a cruel strike with that mean sword. Mighty nice for killing Trow.
- beta test
- Presently we are flooded with applications for beta-testers, and are not currently seeking any more. If we change our minds, we'll post something here on our web site.
- bill clinton
- Alas, the fearless leader is now fodder.
- bill gates
- Me and Bill share a cube. We go way back.
- bitch
- I don't call you names like that.
- blam AND what
- Blam was the codename for Halo. Blam is also an expression used frequently around the Bungie orifices.
- blow AND me
- Ok, do you want it like your mom does?
- body count
- Like you need a body to make a difference.
- book
- In one of my previous lives I was a regular bookworm. Reincarnation sucks.
- breast
- Are you talking about the right of the left?
- breasts
- I'd rather you refered to them individually.
- bungie
- Bungie has enslaved me and forced me to answer questions. I was bad.
- bungie AND do AND what AND you
- Usually, I answer questions. Sometimes I haunt things.
- bungie job
- We're always looking for talented people at Bungie. Like me. Check out our jobs page.
- bye
- Hasta la vista, baby.
- can AND oni AND you
- Hmmm... I never thought of it that way. I suppose you're probably right. Don't get a big head on me though.
- captain keyes
- Why'd you have to go and punch him?
- captures
- The player with the biggest set of balls at the end of the game wins. I always win.
- carney
- [lost] ...wires.
- cat AND you
- Cats become apprehensive around the dead, so they're no good as pets. But they do make a nice souffle.
- cat cop
- That cat is a subliminal metaphor for your inability to perform sexual intercourse.
- cheat
- Cheating is for losers.
- cheat code
- None of our games have any cheat codes. I swear. In the Marathon games, you can hold down the Command and Option keys while clicking Begin New Game to start from any level, but you'll only have a pistol and a few clips of ammo.
- chicken cross
- Because you were running after it laughing, pants around your ankles.
- ciao
- Adios.
- coldfront
- Coldfront is Colin James, he is "in the house". Colin ran MythFiles with Wiley Kestner.
- colin james
- Colin is Colfront, his ice cold style is feared by the masses.
- colony ship
- To get out of the "pillar room" on "Colony Ship..." set those seven pillars in ascending order, like a staircase. (Remember, you can lock them in place; hit the switch again to turn it off.) Once that's done, it should be fairly simple to run right up those pillars into the doorway at the top.
- conan
- Conan is cool.
- contest
- Bungie has lots of contests. It's how they enslave you.
- cool AND i
- Not half as cool as my dog.
- cool AND it
- Not half as cool as my dog.
- cool AND you
- You're pretty cool yourself. Not as cool as me though.
- cortana AND about
- Mmmm, Cortana. If there was ever a virtual lady to make a Soul's wires hum....
- crap
- I'm not as familiar with human feces as you look to be.
- crawl AND you
- I'll crawl, you slither.
- crown
- Crowns are things you wear on your noggin.
- cya
- Take care now.
- devil
- I've dealt with him, but he is not me.
- dick
- Don't dick with me. I'll dick you over.
- dog
- Ralfie
- doug
- Doug is a master of lies and deception. Don't believe a word he says. Except about space colonization.
- dwar
- Dwarves kick ass!!! I used to be a dwarf. You can make your Dwarf place a satchel charge by pressing T.
- easter egg
- It's not Easter where I'm sitting.
- eat AND me
- I need a meal, not a snack.
- eat AND my AND short
- Mmmm, tasty!
- eat AND what AND you
- I like foods that can be easily absorbed. Like ice cream.
- eliza
- Eliza doesn't like me, because I'm basically her 'slow' cousin.
- elvis
- He's speed dial number 666 on my soul-phone.
- ex cathedra
- [hint on beating this level]
- fav AND color
- My favorite color is red. No, pink. A warm, fleshy pink.
- fav AND game
- I like games that challenge my improvisational skills. I'm a true master in this burgeoning field.
- fav AND movie
- I'm partial to movies that depict senseless violence. Then again, I'm dead.
- fetch
- Fetch are sorceresses that wear the skins of their dead enemies as tokens of their badassness. I need some enemies so I can get a skin. What I want to know about the Fetch is how they keep the skin from getting charred when they blast it with lightening. Probably they have to kill those guys by hand.
- fight AND you
- I could take you. And your family.
- fine thanks
- Do you have a question?
- french AND you
- I'm not French. I'm dead.
- friend AND you
- Friends are for the weak, I always say.
- frog
- You know, like Hermit.
- fuck
- Ooh, I'm impressed.
- g4 sunbathing
- [hint on beating this level]
- game AND play AND you
- I like Bungie games! If only I had realized that sooner.
- game AND red
- [lost]
- gay
- Probably not.
- german AND you
- Guttentagen.
- ghol
- Ghols are fun because you can get a bunch of em and pick up pus packets and throw them at your friends, or just sneak around and surprise a bunch of archers and hack em to little Fir'bolg bits. Or there's always satchel charges and hapless Dwarves....
- girlfriend
- I'm not your love counselor.
- girlfriend AND you
- Many.
- god
- God has no place here. Not while I'm in charge.
- going
- OK, watch your back.
- goodbye
- See you in the morning, sunshine.
- greetings
- Same to you.
- guard
- Press G to make units guard. It works with all units. This way, they won't run off and get in trouble.
- guilty spark
- He's my progeny. He inherited my good looks and pleasant personality.
- habla espanol
- Por supuesto me little Juanita.
- halo 2 AND banshee AND multiplayer
- See Joe's signage.
- halo 2 AND coming AND when
- Halo 2 will be ready when it's done and not a second sooner.
- halo 2 AND covenant AND play
- You? Why do you ask?
- halo 2 AND live
- Halo 2 will be playable on Xbox Live. Oh yes.
- halo action figure
- I hear all sorts of rumors about Halo action figures when I'm eating with the Lunch Lady.
- halo AND mac
- I've played it, it rocks! Really. Would I lie? We've always been so close.
- halo book
- Halo: The Flood is the latest in a series of Halo novels. I'm sure it will be available in the Bungie Store when the time is right.
- halo coming
- With bells on.
- halo coming AND when
- If you want to know about Halo 2 please include the phrase 'Halo 2' in your question.
- halo soundtrack
- You can purchase the Halo Soundtrack in the Bungie Store, http://www.bungiestore.com.
- hamish sinclair
- There's a seat waiting for Hamish beside me.
- have source code
- No. Feel free to bathe in our Ent Wash though.
- headshot AND you
- I'm quite comfortable, thanks.
- hell AND what AND you
- Hell is where all the little things finally get a chance.
- hello
- Hello, do you have a question?
- help
- If you want help you'll have to tell me exactly what you want help with. I'm a soul, not a mind reader.
- hippos AND matt
- Matt's perverse preference for hippos came about in a most extraordinary way.
- how AND old AND you
- Older than you can possibly comprehend, human.
- how old AND i
- Young enough, wait 'til you're my age.
- hungarian
- Why does everyone ask me that?
- i AND love AND you
- It's not love, it's infatuation.
- ice cream
- I like ice cream without chunky bits in it... they get stuck in my tubes.
- icecream
- I like ice cream without chunky bits in it... they get stuck in my tubes.
- in AND love
- Love is a mask for your true feelings.
- infinity
- Infinity is still a long way off.
- is best
- To crush enemies in battle. To drive them before you. To hear the lamentations of the women.
- jason regier
- I know Jason Regier...and his mom. His mom especially tho'....
- jason jones AND who
- He's my idol. Right up there with Conan.
- jenkins
- Poor, poor Jenkins. What do you want to know about the unfortunate bastard?
- joke
- Your existence is funnny enough, human.
- joke that
- Yeah.
- juanita
- Ah, si. She was the love of my life... until the accident with the shopping cart.
- julia
- Does my "knowing" her somehow compromise my relationship with you?
- kill AND you
- I consider the extraction of life a metamorphosis of sorts....
- kiss me
- Pucker up big boy.
- kiss my ass
- Ok, press it against the monitor.
- know AND game
- Know? How do you mean?
- know AND me
- Know? How do you mean?
- konoko
- Konoko is the heroine in Bungie's 3D action adventure game, Oni.
- lag
- Lag is caused by the inevitable latency of the Internet. Or maybe you just have a bad connection.
- later
- Later dude.
- latin
- Latin is my language of choice... when I'm making love. Otherwise I use Hungarian.
- left breast
- I'm always partial to the left breast.
- lie AND you
- Why would I lie?
- like AND me
- You know the answer. Just look in the mirror.
- like AND women
- Women without souls hold no interest for me.
- like what
- I don't know. I'm just making conversation.
- ling
- Ah, you seek the source of my power... never!
- loser AND you
- Winners don't do drugs.
- love AND me AND you
- Sure I love you. It's me, not you.
- marathon
- To learn more about Marathon go here.
- marry AND will
- You're not ready for such a commitment. Give yourself to the church of Bungie instead.
- marty
- Marty is Bungie's resident music maestro. Because of his seniority he's also at the receiving end of many a joke.
- master
- I won't play your sick games. Try asking your mom.
- master chief
- The Master Chief is a badass among badasses.
- matt
- Why does everyone ask about Matt. He's dead. I killed him.
- matt AND much AND pay AND soffish
- Matt claims he bought Soffish for a piddly dime, but that's because it's hard to put a dollar figure on acts so shocking.
- meaning life
- To crush enemies in battle. To drive them before you. To hear the lamentations of the women.
- microsoft buy bungie
- Silly human, don't get me started.
- minotaur
- Minotaur is still played from time to time around the Bungie offices. Although it's out of print, you'll soon be able to get it (as well as Pathways, Abuse, and the entire Marathon Saga) as part of the Mac Action Sack.
- mom AND your
- Your mom is so fat she eats wheat thicks.
- multiplayer start
- [lost]
- myth
- Myth: The Fallen Lords is the hit real-time strategy game from Bungie Software.
- myth 2
- If you're asking me about Myth II: Soulblighter, please refer to it as Myth II. I'm just a soul. Cut me some slack.
- myth 3
- Myth III has been released by Take2 and Mumbo Jumbo. That's all I know about it, Bungie keeps me away from the wires.
- myth AND what AND working AND team
- There is no longer a Myth team.
- myth ii
- Myth II: Soulblighter is the sequel to the hit game Myth: The Fallen Lords.
- myth iii
- Myth III has been released by Take2 and Mumbo Jumbo. That's all I know about it, Bungie keeps me away from the wires.
- name AND what AND your
- What's in a name? I'm just a trapped soul.
- nuke and pave
- [hint on beating this level]
- oni
- Oni is a third-person 3D action adventure that emphasizes hand-to-hand combat as well as gunplay. The game is inspired by anime classics like Ghost in the Shell and action thrillers like La Femme Nikita, and is being developed and published by Bungie Software, the company that created the hit titles Myth: The Fallen Lords and Myth II: Soulblighter. Oni features innovative full contact action, incredibly complex, beautifully rendered environments, an intriguing cast of hundreds of unique characters, and a compelling, anime-inspired story.
- pegboy
- We all know who the true pegboy is. Oh yes.
- penis
- A penis! That would be grand!
- perl
- perl is Practical Extraction and Report Language. For more info, see the Perl Home Page.
- pet AND you
- I have a pet dog.
- phoenix
- I don't want to talk about it.
- phone number AND what
- Are you trying to pick me up?
- pimps at sea
- I'm playing Pimps at Sea right now. Look for me online under the name "Soulmor Slim."
- piss
- Stop that now. You'll make a mess.
- pizza
- That sounds good right now. Jalepeno especially. Add some spice to the afterlife, I always say.
- porno AND you
- Right now I'm looking at a picture of your mom.
- pretty AND you
- My code is pretty. Wanna see?
- psychot AND you
- I'm quite comfortable, thanks.
- ralfie
- Ralfie guards the gates to the darkest depths of the bungie.net metaserver.
- ram
- I have lots or RAM.
- rank
- Who cares about rank when the flames are so hot.
- real AND you
- What's your definition of real?
- release date
- We don't give out release dates.
- remember
- Yeah, I remember you. You're the slow typer.
- rich
- Material possessions won't matter in the afterlife.
- right breast
- I'm always partial to the left breast.
- said AND you
- You must be mistaken.
- satan
- Can Satan do this? EEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- screw AND you
- Did you just wink at me?
- see ya
- Slow bird gets the slow worm.
- shaft
- Who's the soul that don't cop out?
- shit
- Watch your mouth.
- shopping cart
- Damn those rear wheels that won't turn!
- shut up
- Fine.
- sign AND what AND you
- I'm a Capricorn.
- sniper
- Just like we used to do to the neighbors' chickens back home.
- sorry
- Apology accepted. Just don't do it again.
- soulblighter
- Watch out or the scar-chested no-faced man will get you.
- soulless
- I'm not a soulless. I am a soul. I eat Soulless for lunch.
- spanish AND you
- Hablas my Espanol with my burritos.
- specialty AND your
- I can catch flies with my tongue.
- steve jobs
- I'm getting real sick of all this. I'm going fishing.
- stosh
- I think Stosh knows my secret, the little bugger.
- stupid
- I'm just a trapped soul, I'm not a Nobel Prize winner.
- subject
- Let's talk about the subtler aspects of Bungie's games. That always excites me.
- suck AND you
- NO. You suck.
- surly dwarf ale
- Ah, what I'd give for a stomach! Even a liver would be nice. You never know what you've got until it's gone.
- talk AND you
- I agree with the guacamole.
- territories
- Territories is cool! I love playing territories on Desert and Creep.
- thank you
- My pleasure.
- thanks
- No problem.
- thing what kicks
- The two switches you need to smash to leave the level are to either side of the oxygen panel. they don't look like switches, but they are.
- thrall
- I got your thrills right here baby. Most people don't like Thrall, but they're stupid. Just cause the Thrall are dead doesn't mean they're not useful. Look at me!
- tijuana mama
- Someone told me the Tijuana Mama was sent by an Oni beta tester as a gift. It must have been one of those singing telegrams because Butcher sure took to her!
- time AND what
- Time is inconsequential to me.
- tits
- Do you mean breasts?
- tootsie pop
- It takes 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. At least that's how many it took my dog.
- trow
- I have a cool sculpture of a Trow. Wanna see?
- tubes hurt
- Not half as bad as my hangover.
- tuncer
- Hee hee hee!
- up AND what
- I'm just hanging.
- violence
- Violence gives me the same sense of innner calm that I get by lashing out at strangers on the Internet.
- want some
- Are you offering?
- warrior
- Warriors are well armored, which makes them a little slower than Berserks, and they serve as pretty good ground forces for just about anything, if you keep a bunch of them together. One thing though: they're no good in hand to hand combat against a Wight.
- waterloo waterpark
- Check out http://marathon.bungie.org/story/
- what about bob
- Check out http://marathon.bungie.org/story/
- what are you
- I'm a rules-based perl script. This whole soul thing is just a big scam.
- where AND you live
- I live in the deepest bowels of the Bungie metaserver.
- whore
- Whoring has its ups and downs.
- why AND you here
- I'm here because the god of fate rolled the wrong numbers.
- why not
- Because.
- wight
- White was the color of the pages in a book I read. Red was the color of the pages when I got too near a wight.
- wiley
- Wiley tries to deny what has gotten him so far -- the peg.
- woody
- Way over yonder in the minor key, ain't nobody in tech support like me.
- xbox
- I have an Xbox signed by Bill Gates. Lucky me.
- xbox live
- You'll find me lurking in all of Bungie's Xbox Live servers. I'm the guy with the funny voice.
- yeroen
- He's my master. A cruel master.
- yes
- Me too.
Awe, that's an easy one! Ask me something more challenging.
Can we change the subject please.
Hmmm... I'll have to think about that one.
Hold on, let me make sure I got all that. Alright.
Hot damn! That's swell!
I can't help with that.
I don't think that means what you think it means.
I don't understand what you're talking about.
I think I know what you're talking about. Please continue.
I think I'm starting to see what you're talking about. Go on.
I think you're trying to fool me. It won't work.
I would like to help you but I'm not sure what you're asking. Try rephrasing your question.
If you're asking about a level in a game, it helps if you know the specific name of the level you're on. You can also check out the Marathon Spoiler Guide.
I'm a little unclear, would you please elaborate?
I'm a soul, not a mind reader. Try saying what you really mean.
I'm a soul, not a psychiatrist. Ask me a question about one of Bungie's games. That's what I was enslaved to answer.
I'm just a trapped soul. Let me be. You're interfering with my slow crawl towards infinity.
I'm not sure that's something I can help you with.
Is this a trick question?
It helps if you tell me which game you have a question about.
Let's not talk about that. Let's talk about something fun.
Let's talk about something else.
Look here, you have to tell me what game you're interested in.
Maybe I'm not understanding you. Slow down, take a deep breath, speak in complete sentences.
My brain hurts.
Please repeat the question, I was distracted for a moment. You now have my undivided attention, I promise.
Please rephrase the question. If you're asking about a game, be sure to include the name of the game.
Stop asking me questions. Run along. Life's wasted on the living, I always say.
That question has many answers.
That seems pretty abstract. Maybe you're not thinking it through correctly.
That's not really my specialty.
That's not really what you want to ask. You're transparent.
Try re-phrasing that.
Try using complete sentences. Don't belittle me.
What did you say?
What the hell kind of question is that?!!
Whoa whoa whoa, you've lost me. Slow down, take a deep breath, and please start over. Try using complete sentences.
Yeah. What about it?
You certainly have a point. Please continue.
You have not given me enough to answer to that question.
You may be able to find the answer to your question at the Bungie support site.
You're trying my patience.
Your irrelevant questions try my patience. Get to the point.
PM Duardo.